50 Band Names

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  1. Even We Hate Us
  2. Desk Sex
  3. Satellite Vs. Cable: The Band
  4. Scabs Unfurled
  5. Everyone In This Band Has A Pony
  6. Dare To Bank
  7. Dirty Helmet
  8. The Usurpers
  9. Gangrene
  10. The Due-Due Rents
  11. Ticking Scone
  12. Botoxic
  13. Rubber Munchkin
  14. The Litigating Crows
  15. Sexy Hoagie
  16. We Put the F in Uckfay
  17. Hummingboy Performs
  18. The Skin Color Haters
  19. Genital Melange

20. The Potatoes
21. Feather Bomb
22. It’s Troy
23. The Third Trimester Auctionettes
24. Rickets, Worms, and Gerry
25. Math
26. The Innies
27. Try Kyle
28. Octo Boffo
29. The Adult Diaper Orchestra
30. We Yooz Wed
31. Dead Pan Slam
32. The Undeserving Doted Upon
33. Krueger
34. The “If It Wasn’t For Those Damn Kids” Eleven
35. The Containers
36. Our Bad
37. Bling Blang Blung
38. Morty’s Pipes and Straw
39. The Weather Channels
40. Fine Dining and Earl
41. Chop Chop Rubdown
42. Kyle Driver
43. The Rotating Twisty Heads
44. Kraft Foods Presents
45. Mime Attack
46. My First Coin
47. Cronkite
48. The British Accents
49. Falafel Vortex
50. Rooster Cocks It To Ye


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David Forbes Brown

I live on the largest of the 4500 islands off the coast of Maine. I write comedy for Maine's only late night talk show (The Nite Show with Danny Cashman), Maine-based novels, music (rock to orchestral) in my humble studio by the sea, a weekly sports column for MyBriefs, and a Red Sox Report for every Sox game of the season.