Massively Important Band Names!


  1. Only Major Chords
  2. Let Us Tuck You In
  3. The Undulators
  4. Mullet-Proof
  5. And Initial Here
  6. Climbing Mount Tantamount
  7. I Thee Yooz
  8. The Lubricated Sextants
  9. Captain Starter-Cape
  10. We Still Need More Of Your Money For Drugs
  11. Nincomfuck
  12. On Top Of Old Fogey
  13. Stouffer’s French Bread Pizza Presents
  14. Hepsubah’s Chutzpah
  15. The Amazing Bar Chords
  16. Lazy Susan Crouching Susan
  17. The Rumsfeld Dancers
  18. No Man’s Band
  19. A Murder Of Hens
  20. Boiler-Room Hank and The Dirty Secrets
  21. Apocalypse Mime
  22. Key Bored
  23. Trending Dr. Bellows
  24. The Walking Keen
  25. He Left His Slip In Islip
  26. This, What You’re Seeing, Continues
  27. Poultry
  28. Sam I Ain’t
  29. Evaporation Crone
  30. Mimes and Tap—A Perfect Combination!
  31. Fuckenspiel
  32. Incessantly Hank
  33. Bloody Pencil
  34. Copyright Infringement and Dawn
  35. Sacrosanct Sequin
  36. Tumors, Boils and Gerry
  37. Kitty Kitty Fang Fang
  38. The Mortgages
  39. “Bean-Gas” Mathers and Rumple Foreskin Have The Sex
  40. Gyratium
  41. Heck and The Handcart
  42. Rage Against Some Dude
  43. Fennel, Is All
  44. Queen Jethro
  45. The Comb-Overs
  46. Sucrose: The Band
  47. There’s a Used Band-Aid In My Groats
  48. Beelzeboy & Hate Gal
  49. Twerk The Night Fantastic
  50. Shunt Me a Dream

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David Forbes Brown

I live on the largest of the 4500 islands off the coast of Maine. I write comedy for Maine's only late night talk show (The Nite Show with Danny Cashman), Maine-based novels, music (rock to orchestral) in my humble studio by the sea, a weekly sports column for MyBriefs, and a Red Sox Report for every Sox game of the season.

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