The first 50 band names in my new book “2000 Band Names”


“2000 Band Names” will be available in two weeks:

  1. The Usurpers
  2. Scabs Unfurled
  3. Even We Hate Us
  4. Sam I Ain’t
  5. The Exasperationists
  6. Crass Course
  7. Trump’s Hair to the Throne
  8. Men? Oh Pause
  9. The Divine Secrets of Yo Yo Ma’s Sister
  1. Crust
  2. Yo We Rump-Roastin’!
  3. Give Dong and Prosper
  4. The Skin Color Haters
  5. Bobafretless
  6. Ticking Scone
  7. To Be Frank I Am Todd
  8. Lady Antivirus
  9. Java The Cup
  10. Satellite vs. Cable: The Band
  11. NostraDamnUs
  12. The Passionistas
  13. My First Coin
  14. Genital Mélange
  15. Everyone In This Band Has A Pony
  16. Storage!
  17. The Representationings
  18. We Still Need More of Your Money for Drugs
  19. Sexy Hoagie
  20. Megadeath Baxter Birney
  21. Harmful Yet Swallowed
  22. GuberNotorius
  23. The Cassettes
  24. Us Fellas Curtsy a Lot Is All
  25. Rue Barb
  26. Kitty Kitty Fang Fang
  27. Desk Sex
  28. Radon Blast!
  29. The Joints of the Chiefs of Staff
  30. Bill-Cause-Bye
  31. Divagina
  32. We Draw a Bath Onstage
  33. Glucose Mandate
  34. Uruboy And Paraboy Sing
  35. The Nasal Sprays
  36. Falafel Vortex
  37. Row Row Row Your Ass
  38. Boring Explosion Clown
  39. Fat Wad
  40. Keith & John’s Urban Legend
  41. Lummox

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David Forbes Brown

I live on the largest of the 4500 islands off the coast of Maine. I write comedy for Maine's only late night talk show (The Nite Show with Danny Cashman), Maine-based novels, music (rock to orchestral) in my humble studio by the sea, a weekly sports column for MyBriefs, and a Red Sox Report for every Sox game of the season.

10 thoughts on “The first 50 band names in my new book “2000 Band Names””

  1. Not sure which I like most, all funny, in different ways, esp. ‘Even we Hate Us’ and “Megadeath Baxter Birney’ (now I have the ‘Family Ties’ theme song in my head, in a death metal remix (it’s pretty cool actually).
    Congrats on your book, Black Island and I’m sure this one will be awesome. 🙂

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