About My Band Names

profilumblogI started writing comedy band names back in the 90’s. My goal is to put out a novelty book called “2000 Band Names,” which, in 2004, someone at Ruttledge Hill Press was interested in before it was ready (he longer works in the biz). I am now ready to write this book. I’ve written over 6000 comedy band names. Here is a random sampling:

  1. The Automotive
  2. Tony’s Extrava-Danza
  3. The Xylophone-It-Ins
  4. Breakdancing Bad
  5. Glacial Hooker
  6. Pepper: Dine
  7. The Faux Apoplectic
  8. Missile Crotch
  9. I Did Not Inhale With That Woman
  10. Heterogloben
  1. The Nasal Sprays
  2. Seismic Clown
  3. Hope’s Chest
  4. Jazz Hands Across America
  5. Crunch Stank
  6. Tacitoid: The Taciturn Robot
  7. Wendyyy Go
  8. Plastic Silence
  9. Meanwhile Down at the Foundry
  10. Cataclydesdales

Let’s Start With Some Band Names

  1. Even We Hate Us
  2. Desk Sex
  3. Satellite Vs. Cable: The Band
  4. Scabs Unfurled
  5. Everyone In This Band Has A Pony
  6. Dare To Bank
  7. Dirty Helmet
  8. The Usurpers
  9. Gangrene
  10. The Due-Due Rents
  11. Ticking Scone
  12. Botoxic
  13. Rubber Munchkin
  14. The Litigating Crows
  15. Sexy Hoagie
  16. We Put the F in Uckfay
  17. Hummingboy Performs
  18. The Skin Color Haters
  19. Genital Melange
  20. The Potatoes